From http://www.bigcatstickershop.com comes another genius way to make money off of the imminent zombie apocalypse. These “Zombie Permits” are an absolute essential for any zombie enthusiast, and at a mere $3.00, I don’t think you can afford to pass this up. As you will see below, the punishment for slaying zombies without one can come at a serious cost. Make sure to order directly from Big Cat Sticker Shop and not Amazon, as Amazon has the higher price and deserve to be hunted down themselves.
no daily limit, no birdshot, no problem.
The company based out of Bend, Oregon, makes custom stickers, targets, and coming soon a book on zombie field hunting. I was able to reach Ian Sexton, President, Owner, and “Supreme Leader” (he made me put that in there), who says he is a big game hunter, and the idea of hunting zombies in the apocalypse has always fascinated him. You may be surprised to learn that the idea for zombie permits didn’t come somewhere between 13 and 15 beers into Zombieland; rather, he figured that we, as potential zombie hunters, need an official and legal permit to pursue dangerous game of the undead variety. When I asked where the “Trophy States” are, which I assume is where you can locate the biggest zombie species, Ian said Texas, California, and Florida sell the most permits. Presumably, his company has seen a rather large increase in Florida since the Memorial Day Weekend zombie attack. Ian also notes that the repricussions for hunting zombies without a permit can have serious penalties; you can lose your firearms, as well as anything you use to facilitate the poaching of zombies, and you can also pay a hefty fine.
Thanks very much to Ian and the rest of the Big Cat Sticker Shop for the talk, and for being such good sports.
